From an e-mail I received:
Obama is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, tho I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income,
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
The Democrats and I will live forever in a rented home.
But I am glad that I am an American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree.
Can I get an Amen!?
VIA Notoriously Conservative
Timing is everything
14 hours ago