You might be a liberal if:
1. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the North Korea or Iran.
2. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
3. You have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand-in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
4. You have to believe that all trial lawyers are selfless heroes and all doctors are overpaid.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented charges in climate, than by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles is right-wing propaganda, but being gay is natural.
7. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
8. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
9. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution.
10. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
Robert De Niro from Raging Bull to Ranting Bull
15 hours ago